Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.
one day i’m going to wake up really fit and attractive and you will all be sad you didn’t flirt with me earlier
sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and want to die” but on good days i’m just like “wow i hate myself”
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.
You never really
until you’ve read
what they write
at 3 AM when
but does not
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash